Welcome to the Jokes Page of the Pupils First Website.

Please enjoy the jokes below and if you think you have any jokes that could make us laugh please send them to the Pupils First Team and we will put them onto the website.

Thanks to Lauren Canning of Pallion Primary School for providing the following jokes.

Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the school dance?

A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. Why were acient Egyptian children confused?

A. Because their daddies were mummies.

Q. Why are graveyards so noisy?

A. Because of all the coffin.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets?

A. Ping Pong

Here are some jokes that the Pupils First Team came up with. Remember if you can do any better send them into us and we will put them onto this section.

Q. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.

A. I'll deal with you later!

Q. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a camera.

A. I'll be with you in a flash.

Q. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a snooker ball.

A. Get to the back of the cue.

Q. What runs but never walks?

A. Water!

Q. How do you make milk shake?

A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch?

A. A broooooom stick!